Box (Pronunciation Key: 'bks')
n.
- A container typically constructed with four sides perpendicular to the base and often having a lid or cover.
- A square or rectangle: Draw a box around your answer.
- A slap or blow with the hand or fist (a box on the ear)
- Informal. A television.
- Vulgar Slang. The vulva and the vagina.
But the humble box can be soooo much more.
We will show you how 'a container typically constructed with four sides perpendicular to the base and often having a lid or cover' can also be a GAFF! Just follow the steps below (after the intrusive advertisment!):
(Step 1) Aquiring Materials
As established in the defination above, abox is a container typically constructed with four sides perpendicular to the base and often having a lid or cover'! For our purposes the box will beof cardboard construction. Cardboard isa material similar to thick, stiff paper, that is made of pressed paper pulp or pasted sheets of paper. Below is a picture of a box:
(Figure one) An example of a cardboard box.
Ascardboard boxes don't occur naturally in nature, one must resort tohunting for the required raw materials in a more urban settings.They can be found in the most unlikely of places:
- Public Houses
- Saloons
- taverns
- Pubs
- Inns
- other places of business where alcoholic beverages are sold and drunk.
Each cardboard box oftenboasts the markings of their parent clans. Examples of these age old clans include 'Tayto', 'Budweiser' and 'Harp'. While significant in a historic sense, these clan markingswill have no impact on the cardboard box habitate construction process.
(Step 2) Location
Location is everything!
(Step 3) Construction
From container to home
Carboard box habitate examples:
A typical cardboard box habitate (credit: readio.com)
The pinnacle of carboard box habitates. (credit: unknown)
Novel childcare cardboard box habitate style (credit: unknown)
Dez Iddon is a regular contributor to the grabagaff cause and can usually be found making smells in the grabagaff forum. When not slaving over a hot stove he enjoys walks in the park, reading and poking little baby seals with sticks.