The real Da'Vinci code
Legal disclaimers. Long passages of unintelligible text whose sole purpose it to facilitate the act of 'weaseling' by one party towards another at some unspecified time in the future. They're great!
But we at grabaGAFF felt such legalese don't go far enough. Disclaimers are often still rendered in a bastardised form of English and sculpted in a face we're all familiar with. Surely something further could be done to shroud their understanding and enhance the already formidable reputation of those who produce these marvels of mankind.
Introducing 'MirrorEd'! An easy peasie upside downey text flipper. Now not only can you make your websites disclaimer text a mere 6 pixels high and in a pale grey upon a white background, you can also follow in the footsteps of Dan Browns money machine and have it appear upside down AND back to front - all in a search engine friendly fashion!
Disclaimer: grabaGAFF.com is all for taking ownership of information from humanity, obfuscating it to ridiculous lengths and then charging by the hour to explain it using small but condescending words.